tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-78071788062190024352012-02-16T02:49:38.653-08:00Un horoscop funnygameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08663581714799906863noreply@blogger.comBlogger121100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7807178806219002435.post-8391159013165753252010-02-23T12:51:00.000-08:002010-02-23T13:00:40.003-08:00<span class="long_text" id="result_box"><span style="background-color: white;" title="Although you may try to pass yourself off as a second level wizard, your skills are so feeble I doubt you could open a book by only using your tongue."><a name='more'></a>Cu toate că a-iputea încerca să te dai drept un vrajitor de al doilea nivel, aptitudinile tale sunt atât de slabe incat ma indoiesc ca ai putea deschide o carte numai folosind limba. </span><span style="background-color: white;" title="Most of your ideas will turn out to be excellent ones today.">Cele mai multe dintre ideile dvs. se vor dovedi a fi excelente azi. </span><span style="background-color: white;" title="Avoid having too many ideas, otherwise you may fall from your station.">Evitaţi prea multe idei , în caz contrar este posibil să cadeti de la innaltime. </span><span style="background-color: white;" title="The scars left on your knee are there for everyone to see.">Cicatricile lăsate pe genunchii dumneavoastră sunt acolo pentru ca toată lumea să vadă.</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7807178806219002435-839115901316575325?l=horoscopvesel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08663581714799906863noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7807178806219002435.post-78816627274065847042010-02-23T12:48:00.000-08:002010-02-23T13:01:00.698-08:00<span class="medium_text" id="result_box"><span style="background-color: white;" title="The number of times you walk into a door will today cause you to seek out new ways of thinking."><a name='more'></a>De cate&nbsp; ori intri pe uşă astăzi va face să&nbsp; cautati noi modalităţi de gândire. </span><span style="background-color: white;" title="The opportunities you once had are all but gone.">Posibilităţile pe care le-ai&nbsp; avut odată, s-au dus. </span><span style="background-color: white;" title="Seize any new opportunity with all your might.">Profita de orice ocazie noua cu toată puterea ta.</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7807178806219002435-7881662727406584704?l=horoscopvesel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08663581714799906863noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7807178806219002435.post-43098098720725859922010-02-23T12:45:00.000-08:002010-02-23T13:01:12.451-08:00<span class="long_text" id="result_box"><span style="background-color: white;" title="The army has always held a fascination for you."><a name='more'></a>Armata a avut întotdeauna o fascinaţie pentru tine. </span><span style="background-color: white;" title="Today might be a day where new things start to happen.">Astazi s-ar putea intampla lucruri noi, în cazul în care vor începe să se întâmple. </span><span style="background-color: white;" title="Your irrelevance becomes clear today and you will feel a new sense of freedom.">Irelevanţa dvs. devine clara,&nbsp; de azi si va veti simti un nou sentiment de libertate. </span><span style="background-color: white;" title="If you think you've been harshly treated, please feel free to contact me or perhaps issue some kind of fatwa.">Dacă credeţi că aţi fost trataţi aspru, vă rugăm să nu ezitaţi să mă contactaţi sau, poate sa va abtineti.</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7807178806219002435-4309809872072585992?l=horoscopvesel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08663581714799906863noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7807178806219002435.post-50727245638427789222010-02-23T12:42:00.000-08:002010-02-23T13:01:45.184-08:00<a name='more'></a>Adapteaza-te...Invinge...Improvizeaza...Vomita...Apoi repeta!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7807178806219002435-5072724563842778922?l=horoscopvesel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08663581714799906863noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7807178806219002435.post-65980361456196426482010-02-23T12:35:00.000-08:002010-02-23T13:01:32.026-08:00<span class="long_text" id="result_box"><span style="background-color: white;" title="You're not jinxed so staying in bed all day is not going to work."><a name='more'></a>Nu nu te feresti în pat toată ziua, nu mergi la locul de muncă. </span><span style="background-color: white;" title="The night may feel like a safe time to parade naked through the local city streets, however, you may find there are some that oppose your freedom.">Noaptea te simti&nbsp; în siguranta pentru a defila gol pe străzile oraşului , cu toate acestea, puteţi găsi cativa care se opun libertatii tale.</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7807178806219002435-6598036145619642648?l=horoscopvesel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08663581714799906863noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7807178806219002435.post-66385829485714436072010-02-23T12:31:00.000-08:002010-02-23T13:02:01.119-08:00<span class="long_text" id="result_box"><span style="background-color: white;" title="With all you've been through you should be glad that this week will actually come to a close."><a name='more'></a>Prin tot ce ai trecut ar trebui să fii bucuros că&nbsp; această săptămână se va sfarsi. </span><span style="background-color: white;" title="The differences between you and your peers sets you apart.">Diferenţele dintre dumneavoastră şi colegii dumneavoastră va diferentiaza. </span><span style="background-color: white;" title="And by apart, I mean they're thinking of relocating you so that you're as far apart as physically possible.">Şi cu diferentiaza , vreau sa spun ca te gandesti sa-ti muti fundul astfel încât să-ti simti doar tu gazele pe cat posibil este&nbsp; din punct de vedere fizic!!! </span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7807178806219002435-6638582948571443607?l=horoscopvesel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08663581714799906863noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7807178806219002435.post-91612529623935049192010-02-23T12:25:00.000-08:002010-02-23T13:02:20.514-08:00<span class="long_text" id="result_box"><span style="background-color: white;" title="Ketchup and Katsup are essentially the same thing."><a name='more'></a>Ketchup şi Katsup sunt, în esenţă, acelaşi lucru. </span><span style="background-color: white;" title="But a brown-sauce is not always a brown-sauce.">Dar un </span></span><span class="long_text" id="result_box"><span style="background-color: white;" title="But a brown-sauce is not always a brown-sauce.">sos</span></span><span class="long_text" id="result_box"><span style="background-color: white;" title="But a brown-sauce is not always a brown-sauce."> maro nu este întotdeauna un sos brun. </span><span style="background-color: white;" title="Tomatoes can be your best friend - go Red for the day.">Rosia poate fi cel mai bun prieten - Du-te imbracat in roşu a doua zi. </span><span style="background-color: white;" title="* This horoscope is not sponsored by Heinz, or the Communist Party.">"Acest horoscop nu este sponsorizat de Heinz, sau de Partidul Comunist". </span><span style="background-color: white;" title="If you pick yourself up by your shoe-strings you">Daca te tragi singur de sireturi s-ar putea sa cazi in fund!!!</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7807178806219002435-9161252962393504919?l=horoscopvesel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08663581714799906863noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7807178806219002435.post-21471520952822549022010-02-23T12:20:00.000-08:002010-02-23T13:02:46.173-08:00<span class="medium_text" id="result_box"><span style="background-color: white;" title="Please keep your eyes on the exits."><a name='more'></a>Vă rugăm să păstraţi ochii pe orbite. </span><span style="background-color: white;" title="The next word you hear may cause you to rush into a blind rage.">urmatorul cuvant pe care il auzi poate provocao furie oarbă. </span><span style="background-color: white;" title="Please think before acting too rashly with a potato masher.">Vă rugăm să va ganditi bine innainte de a lucra cu o maşină de tocat cartofi.</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7807178806219002435-2147152095282254902?l=horoscopvesel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08663581714799906863noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7807178806219002435.post-36150152161349452312010-02-23T12:16:00.000-08:002010-02-23T13:03:51.221-08:00<span class="medium_text" id="result_box"><span style="background-color: white;" title="Dimples can appear at any time today in your otherwise flawless but kind of saggy skin."><a name='more'></a>Gropitele in obraji pot apărea în orice moment, astăzi pe fata ta impecabila, dar sub o forma funny. </span><span style="background-color: white;" title="You will find a butterfly in your face some time this week.">Vei găsi un fluture în faţa ta&nbsp; în această săptămână.</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7807178806219002435-3615015216134945231?l=horoscopvesel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08663581714799906863noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7807178806219002435.post-61031009313682290332010-02-23T12:13:00.000-08:002010-02-23T13:04:06.710-08:00<span class="long_text" id="result_box"><span style="background-color: white;" title="Today will make it hard for you to make any sense of roofle wimblipickstone."><a name='more'></a>Astazi iti va fi&nbsp; greu pentru tine sa descoperi sensul vietii . </span><span style="background-color: white;" title="You tend to be less true to yourself at work, but today you may let a little of yourself slip out at a most awkward moment.">Tinzi sa fii putin lipsa la locul de munca, dar astăzi aluneci&nbsp; pe ganduri intr-un moment mai ciudat.</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7807178806219002435-6103100931368229033?l=horoscopvesel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08663581714799906863noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7807178806219002435.post-39813585916597308092010-02-23T12:04:00.000-08:002010-02-23T13:04:33.320-08:00<span class="long_text" id="result_box"><span style="background-color: white;" title="Try to avoid reading dusty old books that call themselves 'tomes'."><a name='more'></a>Încercaţi să evitaţi citirea de cărţi vechi zone cu mult praf care se numesc "volume". </span><span style="background-color: white;" title="Especially if they contain remarkably detailed information about the coming of the anti-christ.">Mai ales în cazul în care conţin informaţii extrem de detaliate despre venirea anti-Cristului. </span><span style="background-color: white;" title="Vegetables have always made you think naughty thoughts, so please bear in mind that any visits to market-places could leave you red-faced.">Legumele v-au făcut întotdeauna sa ganditi obraznic, aşa că vă rugăm să ţineţi minte că orice vizite la piaţă v-ar putea lasa&nbsp; rosu , </span><span title="Like a beetroot.">ca un sfeclă. </span><span title="Are you thinking of a beetroot?">Te gandesti la o sfeclă? </span><span title="Are you being dirty?">Esti murdar? </span><span title="Cut it out!!">Tai-o!! </span><span style="background-color: white;" title="Many things that people say over the coming days will appear nonsensical, but may start to make sense towards the end of the week.">Multe lucruri pe care oamenii le spun in zilele următoare vor apărea fără sens, dar pot să înceapă să aibă sens spre sfârşitul săptămânii.</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7807178806219002435-3981358591659730809?l=horoscopvesel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08663581714799906863noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7807178806219002435.post-135005222737315442010-02-23T11:59:00.000-08:002010-02-23T13:04:47.145-08:00<span class="long_text" id="result_box"><span style="background-color: white;" title="Satan may seem like a real life figure, but Satan is just a figment of your imagination brought on by the incredible amount of evil you see in your father's eyes."><a name='more'></a>Satana poate părea o fiinta in&nbsp; viaţa reală, dar Satana este doar o născocire a imaginatiei tale&nbsp; adusa din cauza rautatii pe care o vezi&nbsp; în ochii tatălui tău. </span><span style="background-color: white;" title="LEDs may come to the rescus for your today, shining fluorescently to the answer you truly seek.">LED-urile pot veni in ajutor&nbsp; pentru ziua de azi ., strălucind fluorescentl la raspunsul pe care il cautati!</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7807178806219002435-13500522273731544?l=horoscopvesel.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08663581714799906863noreply@blogger.com0